A young woman in 18th-century dress turns toward the viewer with a composed expression, her pale blonde hair intricately styled and adorned with a blue ornament, her embroidered coat rendered in muted blues and golds against a soft brown ground. Large, hand-lettered text reading "RELAX IT'S ONLY CHAOS" overlays the portrait in white, creating a stark and humorous contrast between the sitter's serene demeanor and the anxious message. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.