A young woman in 18th-century dress turns toward the viewer with a composed expression, her pale blonde hair intricately styled and adorned with a blue ornament, her embroidered coat rendered in muted blues and golds against a soft brown ground. Large, hand-lettered text reading "RELAX IT'S ONLY CHAOS" overlays the portrait in white, creating a stark and humorous contrast between the sitter's serene demeanor and the anxious message. For a workspace, dorm room, or anywhere you need a dose of ironic calm. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.