Two black diamond shapes meet point-to-point on a weathered cream and pale blue ground, their heavily textured surfaces suggesting worn rock or worn terrain markers. Bold capitals reading "EXPERTS ONLY" anchor the composition below in a industrial, stenciled typeface, set against a deep navy border that frames the image like a vintage ski warning sign. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.