Bold black typography fills a clean white field with a humorous, multi-line statement rendered in a mix of regular capitals and italicized script. The stark minimalist composition lets the witty wordplay dominate, creating a poster-like work that balances casual irreverence with sharp graphic clarity. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.