A pale-faced figure with piercing golden eyes and dark hair stares directly outward against a deep purple and black background, rendered in a stark graphic style with high contrast. Bold white lettering reading "AND THEN THEY CALLED INSTEAD OF TEXTING" anchors the composition, transforming a moment of modern anxiety into visual horror. For a bedroom, dorm room, or space celebrating dark humor and millennial angst. Made to order by hand at our own Denver facility, it arrives as nine wood panels, each a half-inch thick with a keyhole on the back so it hangs easily. The natural grain shows through the artwork, so no two come out exactly alike.