A group of well-dressed diners gathered around a table set with seafood and wine pause mid-meal as an enormous red crab looms menacingly through the window behind them, its claws raised in a threatening gesture. The scene combines the warm, naturalistic tones of vintage color photography with an absurdist surrealist concept, creating an eerie contrast between the refined indoor dining scene and the impossible creature lurking just outside. At home in a space that celebrates humor, wit, and the unexpected. A Baltic birch top with the artwork printed across it, made to order on steel legs in black or gold. The center of the room as an independent artist's work, not a flat-pack lookalike.