A figure in a warm orange and yellow bikini lies against a pale cream surfboard on a soft pink background, holding a phone to their ear in a relaxed pose. The illustration uses flat, geometric shapes and a cheerful color palette to capture a carefree summer moment with a hint of playful irony in the title. Printed on smooth white card stock and made to order, artwork on the front, blank inside, envelopes included in every set. A handwritten note that arrives as an independent artist's work.