Weenies Peens Schlongs Stool

$229

Weenies Peens Schlongs Stool

By: Notsniw

$229

Stool Height: Bar Stool Bar Stool Counter Stool

Leg Color: Black

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$229

A dense, playful composition of hand-drawn sausages and hot dogs fills the frame in warm tans, oranges, and browns, many topped with spiky brown hair or fuzzy details that blur the line between food and creature. The illustration style is whimsical and deliberately irreverent, with a childlike energy that leans into absurdist humor through repetition and unexpected personality. At home in a kitchen, a humor-loving space, or anywhere that celebrates irreverent wit. Built on a steel frame with the artwork printed across a vegan leather seat, made to order in bar or counter height with gold or black legs. Real seating that carries an independent artist's work, not showroom filler.

Counter Stools

Counter Stools 15" x 15" x 25"(H) Legs measure 23" high
Finish: Steel legs available in elegant gold or classic black to complement your decor.
Comfort: Cushiony seat wrapped in high-quality vegan leather for a luxurious but durable feel.
Sturdy Construction: Supported by durable steel frames for long-lasting use.
Assembly required
Note: Counter stool legs do not include foot rest

Bar Stools

Bar Stools: 15" x 15" x 30"(H) Legs measure 28" high
Finish: Steel legs available in elegant gold or classic black to complement your decor.
Comfort: Cushiony seat wrapped in high-quality vegan leather for a luxurious but durable feel.
Sturdy Construction: Supported by durable steel frames for long-lasting use.
Assembly required
Note: Bar Stool legs include foot rest

Counter Stools

Counter Stools 15" x 15" x 25"(H) Legs measure 23" high
Finish: Steel legs available in elegant gold or classic black to complement your decor.
Comfort: Cushiony seat wrapped in high-quality vegan leather for a luxurious but durable feel.
Sturdy Construction: Supported by durable steel frames for long-lasting use.
Assembly required
Note: Counter stool legs do not include foot rest

Bar Stools

Bar Stools: 15" x 15" x 30"(H) Legs measure 28" high
Finish: Steel legs available in elegant gold or classic black to complement your decor.
Comfort: Cushiony seat wrapped in high-quality vegan leather for a luxurious but durable feel.
Sturdy Construction: Supported by durable steel frames for long-lasting use.
Assembly required
Note: Bar Stool legs include foot rest

Regular Cleaning: Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth to remove dust and light spills.For tougher stains, use a mild soap solution and gently blot the area. Avoid using harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaners that may damage the vegan leather.

Vegan Leather Care: To maintain the appearance of the vegan leather, apply a leather conditioner specifically designed for faux leather every 3-6 months. Avoid placing stools in direct sunlight to prevent fading and cracking of the vegan leather.

Steel Frame Maintenance: Dust the steel frame regularly with a dry cloth. For stubborn marks, use a slightly damp cloth with a mild detergent, then dry thoroughly. To prevent rust, avoid exposing the steel frame to excessive moisture.

Preventive Care: Use felt pads under the stool legs to protect your floors and reduce noise. Avoid dragging the stools across the floor to prevent damage to both the stools and your flooring.

Regular Cleaning: Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth to remove dust and light spills.For tougher stains, use a mild soap solution and gently blot the area. Avoid using harsh chemicals or abrasive cleaners that may damage the vegan leather.

Vegan Leather Care: To maintain the appearance of the vegan leather, apply a leather conditioner specifically designed for faux leather every 3-6 months. Avoid placing stools in direct sunlight to prevent fading and cracking of the vegan leather.

Steel Frame Maintenance: Dust the steel frame regularly with a dry cloth. For stubborn marks, use a slightly damp cloth with a mild detergent, then dry thoroughly. To prevent rust, avoid exposing the steel frame to excessive moisture.

Preventive Care: Use felt pads under the stool legs to protect your floors and reduce noise. Avoid dragging the stools across the floor to prevent damage to both the stools and your flooring.