A portrait of a Renaissance-era woman with elaborate curled auburn hair adorned with ornate jeweled pins stares directly outward against a deep black background, her pale complexion and red lips rendered in classical style. The words "YOU DO YOU" appear in bold white capitals across the lower portion, overlaying the historical image with contemporary slang to create an irreverent contrast between old and new. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.