A portrait of a Renaissance-era woman with elaborate curled auburn hair adorned with ornate jeweled pins stares directly outward against a deep black background, her pale complexion and red lips rendered in classical style. The words "YOU DO YOU" appear in bold white capitals across the lower portion, overlaying the historical image with contemporary slang to create an irreverent contrast between old and new. Crafted from eco-friendly bamboo with a glossy printed surface and made to order, hand wash only. A coffee table platter, entryway catchall, or breakfast-in-bed carrier that carries an independent artist's work, not a store-shelf print.